Bernie Sanders wins area 51 caucus vote in Nevada

The votes are in and Hillary Clinton pulls out a close victory in the Nevada caucus. However there is one bright spot for Bernie Sanders in the Nevada results. The infamous area 51 caucus vote went to Bernie.

Mr. Sanders positions on immigration were sighted in exit polls as the primary reason for his good showing at area 51.

Surprisingly the alien vote would appear to be natural Donald Trump supporters but this turned out to not be the case. With exit polls showing the alien caucus voters main issue is illegal immigration at their home planet (Mars). With the open planetary borders polices of the Mars Federation sighted as the main reason.

The anti Jupiter voters decided to make a push for Bernie in order to increase the number of space aliens admitted to the US. Jupiter's lagging economy is the main reason for the influx of immigration to Mars in turn shifting the desire for additional immigration numbers admitted to Earth. With the US taking in 90% of the space alien immigrants for the last 7 years.

A political spinner reached out to, Martians for Trump for a interview on the upcoming Republican primary in Nevada. There has been no response at this time.

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